Anonymous asked: How come you go out in public everyday but yet wont show your face to people on tumblr who love and support you as opposed to strangers in the outside world? Thats terrible & contradicting
Because they don’t see me naked.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does